Accountant Jokes

Well the busy season in Accounting is upon us and i’d thought i’d try to lighten the load with some great accountant jokes courtesy of :emailstopwatch.com. More to come, enjoy!
1. How does an accountant stay out of debt?
He learns to act his wage.
2. Did you hear about the blonde Management Accountant?
She went to see her fitness trainer to talk about stretch targets.
3. What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation.
4. Why do economists exist? So accountants have someone to laugh at.